My dad did it....AND I need a napkin....

Lady at the gas station: "What happened to your arm?"
Talon: "I broke it."
Lady: "How did you do that?"
Talon: "My dad did it."
Me: (trying not to spit out my mouthful of soda) "Actually, he broke it on the trampoline, his dad bounced him."
Lady: (dialing CPS) just kidding.